How to Party Like A One Year Old

In order to have a wonderful first birthday, there are some very important steps you must take.

1. Go over to your cousins house and watch the older kids play the Wii

2. Invite said cousins and their parents over for a chicken noodle soup dinner.

3. Skype with your Grandpa and Grandma Luse who couldn't make it to the party because they had colds.

4. Gather cousins around you making sure that Grandpa and Grandma have a good view.

5. Look at the cake in wonder as everyone sings "Happy Birthday".

 6. Look at the ridiculously small piece of cake in disgust.

7. Taste it.

8. Decide that it isn't so bad.

 9. Open some presents.

 10. Attempt to share the toys.