To celebrate one's 28th birthday, you must have a custom cake decorated by some young bakers who would rather eat the decorations then actually help the master baker.
A darling baby niece should be invited and loved on by everyone in attendance.
When receiving gifts make sure the gift giver dances and flaps his arms while you open the gift.
Be forewarned, now that you are 28, your cake is now becoming a ball of flame. It is fine to use your cake to warm your hands.
Although, you may need help blowing out all of your candles.
Enjoy your piecaken.
I love you my Tim Dear! I am glad you enjoyed your day.